Made me smile

[giner]

Bloke goes golfing with his wife. As she drives off at the first tee, a gust of wind lifts her skirt revealing that she's not wearing underwear.

The husband says, "Good grief, haven't you got any knickers?” She replies, “You don't give me enough money to buy any." Reaching into his pocket he says, “Here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit."

[manna]

G'Day Gents

Good one giner

[Mercator II]

[manna]

G'Day Gents

What could go wrong !!!

[Mercator II]

[giner]

Just had my first “Trick or treater” round, she was dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

[giner]

Took a taxi home from the pub last night. Got home and the cabbie says, "£12." I said, "I've only got a tenner, could you back up a bit?"

[giner]

Arrived home last night to find this gorgeous blonde grouting the tiles in my bathroom and singing, "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache.” I thought, she's a bonnie tiler.

[manna]

G'Day Gents

Good three ,giner.

[giner]

This just in: Petrol is so expensive nowadays that Chris Rea has started walking home for Christmas.

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[giner]

HaHa, almost mis-read that caption, Manna.

[manna]

HaHa, almost mis-read that caption, Manna.

[Mercator II]

[giner]

Couple of musicians staying in digs overnight. One says, "I can't sleep. What time is it?" His mate says, “I don't know, hand me your trumpet."
The first one hands over his trumpet and his mate blows a really loud, shrill note. Comes a loud shout from the room next door, "Oi! It's three in the bloody morning, I'm trying to sleep in here!"