Calming the (in)famous Yorkshire Wallet

[Mrs BB]

Last time I caught the train from Scunthorpe it was one of those b####y pacers

Ah, Cleckheaton's answer to the Tequila Slammer...

Mrs BB
The Black Country's Finest.

[Postman Prat]

Well, I've gone right off Mrs BB. Certainly seems a flighty, and mercenary, piece. But just remember "I did not say she was old!". It was Mr B, and he certainly implied it (I'm the last one to cause trouble!!!!)

[60800]

Last time I caught the train from Scunthorpe it was one of those b####y pacers

Ah, Cleckheaton's answer to the Tequila Slammer...

Mrs BB
The Black Country's Finest.

Must have been a right p##s up then: 'lets stick one o' these buses on a wagon with a diesel motor-thingy slung underneath and see how far it'll go before it claps out'

I bet they were surprised that it lasted more than 20 years and kept the branchlines going! - No slating intended

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Now you know why I look like I do.....

[60800]

[Mrs BB]

Sir

Our client has retired (far be it from us to suggest about time too) and is sharpening her fangs behind the wainscotting.

We are asked to bring to your attention the fact that our client was Miss Pork Scratching 1897. You have been warned.

Sue Grabbit and Runn
Despised Where All Right-Thinking Men Meet*

* saloon bar, Rat and Cockle, Thurs nights. Dress optional.

[mr B]

Mrs BB
An Area Of Outstanding Natural.

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder" , none but the infamous BB is sure about ... or is he ?

some have remarked " she's only married him for his money"

and please remember not too many B's ... there is only one

mr B

[60800]

There can never be too many B's

The name's B, B6 .. no I'm not a vitamin, I'm from MI5

[Mrs BB]

Mrs BB
An Area Of Outstanding Natural.

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder" , none but the infamous BB is sure about ... or is he ?

some have remarked " she's only married him for his money"

and please remember not too many B's ... there is only one

mr B

Beware, you may have unleashed my Inner Otter...

Mrs BB
All Donations Gratefully Received

[strang steel]

Good grief. I donate you just one decent Turkish Delight recipe and you all go wild. What extras have you added to your version?

Not that pointy leaf stuff that grows in tinfoil lined rooms I hope.

And there is no point in bothering with Scunthorpe if you are from Yorkshire. It is crossing the county border that brings on the shakes. A day trip to Goole should hit the spot.

I know little of the north Lincs wallet, but it seems to provide little competition to the south Lincs one, so I may have to leave you to it and flounce off in the direction of Guthram Gowt.

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

We put Milk Stout in it in Yorkshire.

Maybe I should stop.....

[giner]

BB, you're surely not advocating putting Milk Stout in the wallet, are you? That aggressive personality further fuelled by alcohol is a recipe for disaster.

[Mrs BB]

so I may have to leave you to it and flounce off in the direction of Guthram Gowt.

Ah, Guthram Gowt - in which case I play my trump card - Mornington Crescent.

Mrs BB
Recommended by Kitcheners Fighting Scouts

[Blink Bonny]

BB, you're surely not advocating putting Milk Stout in the wallet, are you? That aggressive personality further fuelled by alcohol is a recipe for disaster.

Ay up, Giner!

No, we put it in the Turkish Delight. I did try rubbing the Wallet with single malt.

It were 'orrible!

[mr B]

[/quote] in which case I play my trump card - Mornington Crescent..[/quote]

Ha Har , the end is nigh

mr B

there are some things money cant buy