Calming the (in)famous Yorkshire Wallet

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Should have gone to Specsavers?

Brake bits arriving Thursday.

Workshop space booked for next week....

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Brake caliper - check

Fittings kit - check

Pin punch set - check

Just waiting for the 1lb recoilless hammer to arrive. Somehow I think Fifi is going to regret winding me up like this. At all the talk of large hammers arriving the Wallet has gone into hiding. Among the snarling and gnashing of teeth, I'm sure it said "Boobowrie."

Watch yerself, Manna. You could have a breeding population!

[mr B]

I'll take it its passed the MOT then?
I used to have a banger, then my prayers were answered the day i bought a Reliant, ancient Tamworth proverb " a bird in the hand is worth two in the sky" !

(good on yer wallet that'll teach him )

mr B

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up, Mr B!

I'll be submitting the old bus for her MOT once I get the new braks caliper fitted and adjusted.

The recoilless hammer arrived today. Oh, goodie!

[mr B]

fingers crossed this end BB, it'll be a shame to see her end up in the breakers yard - the car not the wallet,
any way should the wallet flee from the hammer its always welcome here, mother in ( ) laws always skint


mr B

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Mrs BB says: "You'll never get the &*$£ thing open! I can't do it even with dynamite and feminine charms!"

[Autocar Publicity]

Naw then!

'Appen tha's got to use a bit o' cunning. Ye sound like a load o' savages wiv a screw in a plank, pullin an' pullin works on nails but not on t' screws...

A've a mate oo were down an 'ole this weekend, ah'll git 'im tah send thee a bottle o' that Yorkshire Whisky Ade were on abart earlier, tha wallet'll oppen oop ta that.

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Yorkshire Single Malt? I like the sound of that!

The pins in the calipers have rusted solid, hence the need for large hammers and pin punches.

Thursday. That's when the blows will ring out. Thursday.

Haven't seen or heard from Wallet for a day or three. Hiding? Or emigrated?

[mr B]

arrrrrrr , looks like its medication day on Thursday
as for the wallet try B£tty's , he'll treat you if you can get him open

mr B

[manna]

G'day Gents

We have quite a few pairs of breeding hammers, running wild in the hills around Booborowie, easy to catch, you just leave a bag 'o nails laying around.

Caught a couple of claw hammers last summer, left them in the shed over winter, now I've got a lovely little Toffee hammer to play with

manna

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

There's an idea. A stud farm for hammers.

Now, how would I start off......

[giner]

By keeping your other hand out of the way, of course.

[mr B]

hey BB, maybee the wallets keeping tight because RMWeb subs are due

mr B

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up, Mr B!

Not being a member of RMWeb, that doesn't worry me.

Found the Wallet - hiding behind a bookcase. It came with merely a sigh....

[2002EarlMarischal]

Ay up, Mr B!

Not being a member of RMWeb, that doesn't worry me.

Found the Wallet - hiding behind a bookcase. It came with merely a sigh....

Perhaps it needed some sleep BB, at 1.23am! Couldn't you sleep either!!