Calming the (in)famous Yorkshire Wallet

[Blink Bonny]

Dear Mrs BB

It has been brought to our attention that you are now requiring standards of remembrance from our client that are above and beyond the call of duty.

May we suggest that you write birthdays, anniversaries etc onto the Simon's Cat Calendar, hanging on the Computer Room's wall as an aide memoire.

Yours

Flywheel and Shyster
Attorneys-at-law
Bacon Sandwiches a Speciality

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Do you think Mrs BB's trying to tell me summat?

[mr B]

yer've done it this time BB, nice callender, looks like Mrs BB's just give your 'pet' name away


mr B

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

The Wallet has gone.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Autocar Publicity]

Cue 'Jaws' music?

[60800]

Don't send it here BB, my wallet's giving me enough grief for getting that TMC A4 which is itself giving me grief

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

This is the scary thing - I haven't sent it anywhere. It slipped out. I know not where it is.

(gulp)

[giner]

Well, all we know is that whoever finds it is going to find out the hard way not to mess with the Yorkshire Wallet. Serves 'em right.

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Still no absolute sightings as yet? No one cowering in a corner gibbering in your part of the world?

Its gotta be somewhere and hiding isn't its style. No, absolute attack's more like it!

[giner]

Nope, not in this neck of the woods, BB. Unless it had been in hibernation. It would just be thawing out by now. I haven't spotted any bear, cougar, or wolf entrails in the forest, so it's doubtful it's been in these parts. Stay warm.

[60800]

My cat has been keeping watch with her flamethrower, and as of yet has only presented us with a few charred pigeons

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Cheers lads, you assistance is, as always, much appreciated. Still no word....

[60800]

I've just been handed a report from R.A.F Waddington. One of it's E3D Sentries is scanning for the wallet and the radar has picked up a trace of it in a Lincolnshire sausage factory.

The Lincolnshire police also have various reports of sausage factories being wiped out across the country, with a southerly destructive pattern, heading towards London

[giner]

Let's hope, then, that it doesn't spread any further, and head across the Atlantic.

BTW, were there any wolf, cougar or bear entrails detected in those Lincolnshire sausages?

[60800]

BTW, were there any wolf, cougar or bear entrails detected in those Lincolnshire sausages?

nope