Calming the (in)famous Yorkshire Wallet

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Yes, there are things money can't buy. Mrs BB is one of them.

[Mrs BB]

Ay up!

Yes, there are things money can't buy. Mrs BB is one of them.

Have you ever tried, dear?

Mrs BB
References Available Upon Request. No Coupons.

[mr B]

whooooooo, a domestic , no blows please , who gets custordy of the wallet ?

mr B

[60800]

If you need to BB, you can buy her back with a bunch of carnations... whoops, I mean a bunch of coronations, in crimson lake and blue

P.S, don't forget the extra expensive coaches either and run them around your layout for weeks, just for her

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Nah, it'll just take a tin of Turkish Delight (or two) (or three) (or..... you get the message ).

Failing that, Pukka Pie and chips out of the paper

[Mrs BB]

Ay up!

Nah, it'll just take a tin of Turkish Delight (or two) (or three) (or..... you get the message ).

Failing that, Pukka Pie and chips out of the paper

Dear Lord, how little he knows me.... it'll take more than that.

Something fairl[e]y expensive - or two - Double Fairl[e]y expensive.

Mrs BB
Gold Medallist
Sagger Maker's Bottom Knocker Of The Year

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

Looks like I'll be contacting Langley soon.

God help the Wallet!

[strang steel]

Failing that, Pukka Pie and chips out of the paper

You might not be talking the ladies' language, but now you are talking mine.

The local Iceland shop has seen their profits soar since they started selling Pukka Pies.

[mr B]

Failing that, Pukka Pie and chips out of the paper

You might not be talking the ladies' language, but now you are talking mine.

The local Iceland shop has seen their profits soar since they started selling Pukka Pies.

Iceland !!! this is a yorkshire lass were talking about, its double wraped and then scoffed in the alley back of 't chippy ( mind you paying for them would have been left to mrs BB ).

mr B

[strang steel]

You certainly know how to treat a lady.

[Blink Bonny]

Ay up!

The only worse insult to Mrs BB than calling her a Yorkie is to cll her a Brummie.

She's a Black Country Wench and Proud of it!

Currently negotiating bulk purchase deal for tins of Turkish Delight.....

[strang steel]

If you can manage to hide the wallet in a sealed box for a few minutes, you might like to study this page -

http://www.chocolatebuttons.co.uk/retro ... light.html

You can get them in sizes of up to 3kg which I think is almost 7lbs in real weight terms.

Surely that should be enough to satisfy event the most rampant of appetites?

[52D]

Hmmmm im due to take up a new post in the Black Country, i certainly will not be repeating the lunch time experiment of consuming faggots, Pukka pies sounds a much better option.

[Blink Bonny]

If you can manage to hide the wallet in a sealed box for a few minutes, you might like to study this page -

http://www.chocolatebuttons.co.uk/retro ... light.html

You can get them in sizes of up to 3kg which I think is almost 7lbs in real weight terms.

Surely that should be enough to satisfy event the most rampant of appetites?

SS - you could be a lifesaver.

Blackout's quiet - and the Wallet came back with blood on it. You there, Blackout?

Oh-oh - its got a ticket for Southampton. PP, Wallet's gonna getcha!

[Blink Bonny]

Failing that, Pukka Pie and chips out of the paper

You might not be talking the ladies' language, but now you are talking mine.

The local Iceland shop has seen their profits soar since they started selling Pukka Pies.

Ay up!

Always been a Holland's man meself. Somthing good has got to come out of Wigan! Oh, apart from Uncle Joe's Mint Balls!