Made me smile

[giner]

Good one, Merc.

[giner]

So this stand-up comic gets home after a gig and as he undresses for bed his wife looks at him and says, “Christ, is everything a joke with you?”

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[Mercator II]

[giner]

I feel very strongly about graffiti in public toilets. In fact I've signed a partition.

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[giner]

A traffic cop pulled me over last week. He said, "Why didn't you stop at that red light back there?" I said, "Well, when you've seen one, you've seen them all."

[Mercator II]

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[Mercator II]

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[Mercator II]

[giner]

^ Sounds like me, that.

Anyway, I learned a new song last night. It's called, Meet Me Outside The Pawnshop, And I'll Kiss You Under The Balls.

[Mercator II]

[giner]

Bloke says to me, “Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?” I replied, “No, they're mine.”