Nice one, Mickey. Thought it was just me and Manna in here.
This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Italy game Sunday 11th July He paid £300 each but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Islington Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
giner wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 5:20 pm
It's at Islington Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
No joking giner that sounds like my next door neighbour in Islington she's called Nicola and is around 5'4'' and maybe about 8 stone although I don't know about her cooking though I never got a invite to supper (yet).
The same bloke boards a London bus bound for Turnham Green and says to the rather good looking clippie "Do you go all the way darling?." The clippie replies "You cheeky so and so!."
Original start date of 2010 on the LNER forum and previously posted 4500+ posts.
A penguin is standing outside the pub. A bloke walks out and the penguin asks, "Is my dad in there?"
"Dunno," says the bloke, "what does he look like."
Thought it was just me and Manna in here. 
